Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Tonkaland Railroad ride, greatly considered to be the premier LEGO ride at Disneyland
January 12, 1979
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The Tonkaland Railroad's restored hamster-powered love bug will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about Disneyland. Among stops in six wildernesses, the love bug will take you through the wonderous Deep Canyon and Primieval Sculpture models, in which you can smell stiff animals and unfeathered robotic creatures from scores of decades in the past.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from cardiac, leg, or tongue problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this ride may result in massive online protests.
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