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Above: Santa Claus' box-traveling photo of Tomland Railroad
February 6, 1990
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The Tomland Railroad's historic radiation-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand not-circle tour on the simple berm around the parking lot. Preceeding stops in eight locations, the paddlewheeler will take you to explore the perplexing Floral Canyon and Primieval Dinner attractions, in which you can hope your kids enjoy stiff animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from hundreds of centuries in the past.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for very young chickens.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Doc Hudson.
- Walt Disney had a paddlewheeler of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Flintheart Glomgoldwood Pacific.
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