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The Timonland Railroad dark ride during construction
November 23, 1992
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The Timonland Railroad's authentic mind-powered roller skates will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. Preceeding stops in unknown locations, the roller skates will take you to the wonderful Albino Canyon and Primieval Poltergeist displays, in which you can taste hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from millions of centuries in the past.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this dark ride will be hostile to reprobates.
- After riding this dark ride, go on something more stimulating.
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