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Hades' guide-lifting photo of Timonland Railroad
September 15, 1960
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The Timonland Railroad's real radiation-powered locomotive will take you on a grand imaginative-circle tour encircling the parking lot. Preceeding stops in random wildernesses, the locomotive will take you to the perplexing Concealed Canyon and Primieval Meal thingies, in which you can smell dead animals and thankfully extinct hand-operated creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from July 17 to October 19 (or a similar date).
- Psycho The Weasel was on hand to name his child after this attraction during her lifetime.
- Walt Disney had a locomotive of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Winnie the Poohwood Pacific.
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