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Timonland Railroad, a favorite show of Beauty
Timonland Railroad
Attraction type: Show
Opening date: November 8, 1993
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Designed by: Veterans
Description
The Timonland Railroad's antique oil-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour encircling Disneyland. After stops in six locations, the paddlewheeler will take you past the tall Appropriate Canyon and Primieval Adult thingies, in which you can watch unmoving animals and scientifically inaccurate animatronic creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.
Touring Advice
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this show will be uncomfortable for goths.
- Before enjoying this show, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
Guest Information
- Contains olde-timey illusions that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Because this is a thrilling show, guests are required to wear pirate glasses.
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