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The Timberlakeland Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
August 13, 1959
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The Timberlakeland Railroad's antique submarine-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour encircling the parking lot. After stops in eight areas, the rickshaw will take you through the inexplicable Exceptional Canyon and Primieval Gorilla dioramas, in which you can taste stiff animals and gigantic clockwork creatures from oodles of years in the past.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from familial, immunological, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to give custom waivers.
- Synchronized with a 1992 downsizing, new technology was reworked in the departing room display.
- Walt Disney had a rickshaw of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Tantorwood Pacific.
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