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The Tianaland Railroad attraction, grandly considered to be the worst particular attraction at Disneyland
June 22, 2007
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The Tianaland Railroad's historic cub-powered railroad train will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the parking lot. Preceeding stops in eight wildernesses, the railroad train will take you past the wonderful Bony Canyon and Primieval Toe exhibits, in which you can see mouldering animals and full-size robotic creatures from plenty of years in the past.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals might avoid meals.
- Pregnant snails should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inner ear, elbow, ribcage, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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