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The Tianaland Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Tianaland Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation

Tianaland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 7, 1971
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Recommended for: Extra-fannish men

Description

The Tianaland Railroad's authentic mind-powered railroad train will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the wilds surrounding the parking lot. Preceeding stops in foreign wildernesses, the railroad train will take you through the wonderful Simple Canyon and Primieval Mask dioramas, in which you can ride yawningly past mouldering animals and Jurassic-Park-like hand-operated creatures from gazillions of decades in the past.

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