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Tianaland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Bomb Voyage
November 27, 1962
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The Tianaland Railroad's classic oil-powered monorail will take you on a grand familiar-circle tour facing away from the park. Preceeding stops in unknown areas, the monorail will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Stained Canyon and Primieval Hole dioramas, in which you can watch stuffed animals and unfeathered robotic creatures from billions of decades in the past.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 75.
- Must be at least 33" tall and 13 years old to ride on the Summer Solstice.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from August 13 to October 21.
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