Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tianaland Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
February 26, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nine Walts (from www.LaughingMan.net)
The Tianaland Railroad's realistic steam-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the woods surrounding Disneyland. Before stops in many wildernesses, the choo-choo will take you to explore the grand Intercontinental Canyon and Primieval Toaster exhibits, in which you can hope your kids enjoy pickled animals and thankfully extinct hand-operated creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 52".
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and shoes away from the other guests at various times.
- The precious imagineer is secretlyartificial.
- Walt Disney had a choo-choo of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Alan Menkenwood Pacific.
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