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Above: Thaddeusland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Alice
August 8, 2009
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The Thaddeusland Railroad's realistic servant-powered submarine will take you on a grand full-circle tour around a location. Before stops in four locations, the submarine will take you through the inexplicable Tiny Canyon and Primieval Mustang displays, in which you can ride yawningly past hollowed-out animals and scientifically inaccurate clockwork creatures from oodles of millennia in the past.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- John Wayne was once seen enjoying this attraction.
- Walt Disney had a submarine of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Indiana Joneswood Pacific.
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