Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Texland Railroad attraction, presently zipping in the fading sunlight
December 8, 1956
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The Texland Railroad's realistic steam-powered viewliner will take you on a grand semi-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. Before stops in foreign areas, the viewliner will take you on a track that avoids the hand-painted Goofy Canyon and Primieval Monkey thingies, in which you can wonder at stuffed animals and scientifically inaccurate clockwork creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more thrilling.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Bobby Burgess autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 49".
- For your health, you should be free from knee, neck, familial, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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