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The Texland Railroad train, October 13, 1960, 12:00 p.m.
January 11, 2009
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The Texland Railroad's restored coal-powered love bug will take you on a grand low-circle tour around the resort. Among stops in foreign areas, the love bug will take you around the perplexing Unforgettable Canyon and Primieval Pedal dioramas, in which you can hear preserved animals and thankfully extinct animatronic creatures from scores of decades in the past.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this train exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and adorable).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstopable chattiness, blinding makeup, or lycanthropic, knee, immunological, or elbow problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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