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The Stitchland Railroad attraction during construction
July 23, 2000
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The Stitchland Railroad's authentic hamster-powered Batmobile will take you on a grand not-circle tour about Disneyland. After stops in unknown wildernesses, the Batmobile will take you on a track that avoids the perplexing Cursed Canyon and Primieval Sport exhibits, in which you can hope your kids enjoy dead animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from gazillions of years in the past.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you find daring, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After chugging this attraction, custom demands that you experience something with less people on it.
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