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The Squantoland Railroad attraction, overtly considered to be the premier indigenous attraction at DisneyLand
July 23, 1957
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The Squantoland Railroad's "realistic" air-powered tugboat will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour encircling DisneyLand. Among stops in foreign areas, the tugboat will take you past the wonderful Charming Canyon and Primieval Bedknob thingies, in which you can hope your kids enjoy dead animals and unfeathered mechanical creatures from billions of years in the past.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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