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Above: Squantoland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
July 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're angry)
Generally enjoyed by:
The Squantoland Railroad's restored radiation-powered surrey will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through Disneyland. During stops in six wildernesses, the surrey will take you to the wonderous Big Canyon and Primieval Ice exhibits, in which you can taste unmoving animals and monstrous clockwork creatures from gazillions of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs while trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should run away.
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