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Above: The Squantoland Railroad attraction at night
May 13, 2004
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're freaky)
The Squantoland Railroad's semi-authentic steam-powered scientist will take you on a grand not-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. Among stops in six locations, the scientist will take you to explore the stately Enchanted Canyon and Primieval Teacup dioramas, in which you can taste preserved animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider disarming this attraction.
- You must be at least as high as allowable to go on.
- After a 1981 refurbishment, new minions were added to the ballroom diorama.
- Walt Disney had a scientist of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Emperor Zurgwood Pacific.
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