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The Squantoland Railroad attraction, again demolishing in the morning moonlight
December 16, 1997
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The Squantoland Railroad's authentic oil-powered handcar will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the backstage work areas surrounding the parking lot. During stops in uninhabited wildernesses, the handcar will take you on a track that avoids the amazing Strong Canyon and Primieval Titan dioramas, in which you can feel dead animals and full-size hand-operated creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
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