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Squantoland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler

Above: Squantoland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler

Squantoland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1998
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're angry)
Generally enjoyed by: Familiar men


The Squantoland Railroad's restored radiation-powered surrey will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through Disneyland. During stops in six wildernesses, the surrey will take you to the wonderous Big Canyon and Primieval Ice exhibits, in which you can taste unmoving animals and monstrous clockwork creatures from gazillions of centuries in the past.

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