Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Squantoland Railroad attraction, August 30, 1967, 6:12 a.m.
July 14, 1989
Avg. queue length:
The Squantoland Railroad's restored radiation-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the parking lot. Before stops in six locations, the paddlewheeler will take you away from the inexplicable Underground Canyon and Primieval Caterpillar dioramas, in which you can wonder at pickled animals and scientifically inaccurate robotic creatures from scores of decades in the past.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 28".
- Oldest guest must be at least 62" tall.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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