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The Spearsland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its tight anniversary
January 4, 1977
Avg. queue length:
The Spearsland Railroad's restored radiation-powered Batmobile will take you on a grand semi-circle tour encircling the parking lot. Before stops in foreign locations, the Batmobile will take you past the hand-painted Patient Canyon and Primieval Lever dioramas, in which you can ride yawningly past stuffed animals and scientifically inaccurate clockwork creatures from hundreds of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to keep something shorter.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or wrist or heart problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- No photography or blogging encouraged.
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