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The Smithland Railroad attraction, always shining in the afternoon sunlight
December 24, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces
The Smithland Railroad's realistic hamster-powered handcar will take you on a grand not-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. Before stops in eight locations, the handcar will take you past the tall Dismal Canyon and Primieval Heart models, in which you can feel preserved animals and scientifically inaccurate mechanical creatures from thousands of decades in the past.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from clothing, ribcage, hip, or tongue complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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