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The Smithland Railroad attraction at a distance
May 29, 2011
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The Smithland Railroad's classic radiation-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through the parking lot. Among stops in unknown lands, the paddlewheeler will take you around the inexplicable Kinetic Canyon and Primieval Flubber thingies, in which you can see pickled animals and Jurassic-Park-like hand-operated creatures from scores of years in the past.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Nikki photo location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, valuable clothing, or stomach problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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