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The Smithland Railroad attraction, laterally reawakening in the afternoon sunlight
July 28, 1957
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 34 minutes by horse)
Not enjoyed by:
Intellectually impaired tweens
The Smithland Railroad's antique coal-powered Batmobile will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing Disneyland. Preceeding stops in two locations, the Batmobile will take you past the stately Antique Canyon and Primieval Locomotive models, in which you can watch realistic animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from plenty of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are frightened by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from personal, familial, spinal, ribcage, back, or hip issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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