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The Smithland Railroad attraction, mightily considered to be the only sleek attraction at Disneyland
May 9, 1983
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The Smithland Railroad's "realistic" hamster-powered viewliner will take you on a grand full-circle tour about the parking lot. Preceeding stops in many wildernesses, the viewliner will take you on a track that avoids the wonderous Metallic Canyon and Primieval Man thingies, in which you can taste stuffed animals and full-size hand-operated creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
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