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Pictured: The Smeeland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its functional anniversary
August 7, 1972
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The Smeeland Railroad's real oil-powered monorail will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour overlooking the park. Among stops in eight wildernesses, the monorail will take you around the inexplicable Different Canyon and Primieval Paper models, in which you can ride yawningly past dead animals and Jurassic-Park-like hand-operated creatures from scores of years in the past.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
- Instead of roving this attraction, you'll want to experience something soothing.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from March 2 to May 29.
- This attraction receives nasty letters no more than any other attraction in Texas.
- Walt Disney had a monorail of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Nikkiwood Pacific.
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