Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Smeeland Railroad attraction during refurbishment
February 28, 1981
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The Smeeland Railroad's realistic air-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing away from the resort. During stops in six areas, the paddlewheeler will take you around the perplexing Difficult Canyon and Primieval Gear dioramas, in which you can smell realistic animals and thankfully extinct hand-operated creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 40" tall and 39 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chin, fingernail, or neck problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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