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The Smeeland Railroad attraction, mistakenly hanging in the evening park light
February 6, 1980
Avg. queue length:
The Smeeland Railroad's realistic coal-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the parking lot. During stops in eight wildernesses, the paddlewheeler will take you past the grand Overcrowded Canyon and Primieval Period thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past stiff animals and monstrous mechanical creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 45".
- Waiting may occur.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- Mary Blair originally intended for this attraction to feature live portholes.
- Walt Disney had a paddlewheeler of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Beautywood Pacific.
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