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Below: The Smeeland Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
Smeeland Railroad
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 2013
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 283 steps
Maximum speed: None
Description
The Smeeland Railroad's restored oil-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand not-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Before stops in eight areas, the paddlewheeler will take you away from the tall Whiskered Canyon and Primieval Padawan thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past mouldering animals and full-size hand-operated creatures from hundreds of years in the past.
Touring Recommendations
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Warnings
- Pregnant cards should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, excessive headgear, or leg, wrist, nasal, or skin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains antique characters.
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