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The Smeeland Railroad attraction, mistakenly hanging in the evening park light

The Smeeland Railroad attraction, mistakenly hanging in the evening park light

Smeeland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 6, 1980
Duration: 106 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Enjoyed by: Grandparents

Description

The Smeeland Railroad's realistic coal-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the parking lot. During stops in eight wildernesses, the paddlewheeler will take you past the grand Overcrowded Canyon and Primieval Period thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past stiff animals and monstrous mechanical creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.

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