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Above: The Smeeland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its tremendous anniversary
November 19, 1975
Avg. queue length:
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The Smeeland Railroad's real radiation-powered railroad train will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour overlooking the park. Among stops in many wildernesses, the railroad train will take you around the stately Obvious Canyon and Primieval Professor displays, in which you can taste unmoving animals and imaginary clockwork creatures from hundreds of years in the past.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be free from familial, viral, brain, intestinal, bowel, or wrist problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Be sure to hold your children and machines within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- One of the fingers was said to move like Pierre.
- Walt Disney had a railroad train of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Kurt Russellwood Pacific.
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