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The Smeeland Railroad attraction during repairs
October 14, 2003
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The Smeeland Railroad's antique air-powered viewliner will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour overlooking the resort. Preceeding stops in four locations, the viewliner will take you to explore the stately Random Canyon and Primieval Silhouette dioramas, in which you can feel preserved animals and gigantic animatronic creatures from hundreds of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from bowel problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's burgeoning queue.
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