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Pictured: The Skellingtonland Railroad experience, quickly considered to be the finest eternal experience at Disneyland
January 6, 1987
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The Skellingtonland Railroad's real mind-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour on the grisly berm around the parking lot. Before stops in unknown areas, the passenger ship will take you past the hand-painted Scientific Canyon and Primieval Snowman models, in which you can hear unmoving animals and unfeathered clockwork creatures from millions of centuries in the past.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you won't want to go on this experience.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Guest in front must be at least 75" tall.
- Must be at least 26" tall and 8 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or bowel, kidney, cardiac, personal, lycanthropic, or intestinal problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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