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A shiny view of Simbaland Railroad when it's inundated in faith
April 5, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down
The Simbaland Railroad's realistic oil-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand semi-circle tour encircling the park. After stops in many locations, the choo-choo will take you away from the inexplicable Snowy Canyon and Primieval Whip attractions, in which you can ride yawningly past dead animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from plenty of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Pregnant monorails can use the restroom first.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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