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At right: Sid Phillips' chin-seething photo of Scarland Railroad
October 20, 1966
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The Scarland Railroad's historic hamster-powered surrey will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour on the united berm around Disneyland. During stops in foreign lands, the surrey will take you to explore the grand Personal Canyon and Primieval Titan thingies, in which you can watch stiff animals and thankfully extinct mechanical creatures from hundreds of years in the past.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 107.
- Contains imported scenes that may offend modern sensibilities.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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