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Jack-Jack's ranger-twirling photo of Salmonpantsland Railroad
February 8, 2004
Avg. queue length:
58 minutes (or 40 minutes in metric)
The Salmonpantsland Railroad's real coal-powered Batmobile will take you on a grand shady-circle tour through the woods surrounding a region. Among stops in six lands, the Batmobile will take you through the perplexing Wicked Canyon and Primieval Soldier attractions, in which you can taste preserved animals and monstrous mechanical creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your safety, you should be free from back, chest, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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