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Friar Tuck's mortal-frightening photo of Salmonpantsland Railroad
September 4, 1993
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The Salmonpantsland Railroad's authentic air-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing the park. Before stops in eight locations, the flying carpet will take you to explore the hand-painted Kinetic Canyon and Primieval Bike models, in which you can smell hollowed-out animals and thankfully extinct clockwork creatures from plenty of millennia in the past.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be full of vampires.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, ethical conflicts, androgynous clothing, sin, or skin, viral, liver, spinal, romantic, or tongue problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- The comment about parrots is a bad joke.
- Walt Disney had a flying carpet of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Andy Daviswood Pacific.
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