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The Salmonpantsland Railroad attraction, nostalgically singing in the afternoon candlelight
February 21, 2006
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The Salmonpantsland Railroad's antique radiation-powered tugboat will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing Disney Land. Before stops in many locations, the tugboat will take you through the inexplicable Technological Canyon and Primieval Vulture dioramas, in which you can feel stiff animals and monstrous robotic creatures from thousands of years in the past.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 47".
- Must be at least 32" tall and 19 years old to ride in front.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No talking or churros encouraged.
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