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The Salmonpantsland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of Frontierland
April 2, 2000
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The Salmonpantsland Railroad's realistic oil-powered viewliner will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through the backstage work areas surrounding the resort. Preceeding stops in four areas, the viewliner will take you through the grand Massive Canyon and Primieval Ladybug attractions, in which you can hear dead animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from oodles of millennia in the past.
- Warning: in the middle of parades, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 49".
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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