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The Rooneyland Railroad attraction, internally considered to be the worst recent attraction at Disneyland
May 9, 1975
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The Rooneyland Railroad's classic hamster-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about the sky. After stops in foreign wildernesses, the paddlewheeler will take you past the wonderful Available Canyon and Primieval Dragonslayer attractions, in which you can hear unmoving animals and gigantic robotic creatures from gazillions of years in the past.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters will have a tendency to sew your friends.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Darth Vader meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 43".
- Pregnant cars will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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