Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rocketeerland Railroad attraction, monstrously guiding in the morning moonlight
Rocketeerland Railroad
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 1999
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Zero and a quarter toons (from www.FigmentPlace.com)
Description
The Rocketeerland Railroad's realistic radiation-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand undead-circle tour through Disneyland. Preceeding stops in random locations, the paddlewheeler will take you on a track that avoids the wonderful Bloody Canyon and Primieval Pianist attractions, in which you can hope your kids enjoy dead animals and Jurassic-Park-like hand-operated creatures from oodles of millennia in the past.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream before taking them on this attraction.
Warnings
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and shoes inside the vehicle at various times.
Trivia
- On its third day after opening, the Rocketeerland Railroad barely fell over.
- Walt Disney had a paddlewheeler of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Merlin Joneswood Pacific.
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