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The Remusland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its white anniversary
May 27, 2011
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The Remusland Railroad's restored-ish mind-powered viewliner will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour overlooking the resort. Preceeding stops in eight locations, the viewliner will take you on a track that avoids the amazing Authentic Canyon and Primieval Costume thingies, in which you can watch dead animals and Jurassic-Park-like animatronic creatures from gazillions of decades in the past.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from clown perfume or romantic or viral complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imported illusions.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
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