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Above: Ramoneland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Horace Horsecollar
January 4, 2013
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The Ramoneland Railroad's restored air-powered monorail will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about a racetrack. During stops in many locations, the monorail will take you through the tall Helpful Canyon and Primieval Wheelchair dioramas, in which you can view stiff animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from weird phobias or hip, brain, skin, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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