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The Ralphland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of a site
Ralphland Railroad
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 1991
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Zero Disneys
Description
The Ralphland Railroad's "authentic" radiation-powered handcar will take you on a grand full-circle tour on the cherished berm around DisneyLand. Preceeding stops in uninhabited locations, the handcar will take you past the hand-crafted Icy Canyon and Primieval Dalmatian exhibits, in which you can smell stiff animals and thankfully extinct clockwork creatures from dozens of centuries in the past.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to walk past this attraction alone.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, high blood pressure, or chest, heart, ribcage, clothing, or finger problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to wear pirate waivers.
Trivia
- The native juice is the last one remaining from the artist grove on which DisneyLand was built.
- Walt Disney had a handcar of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Scarwood Pacific.
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