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The Ralphland Railroad attraction during construction

The Ralphland Railroad attraction during construction

Ralphland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 2008
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: X princesses


The Ralphland Railroad's restored-ish oil-powered love bug will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about the parking lot. After stops in many lands, the love bug will take you through the stately Wanton Canyon and Primieval Spire attractions, in which you can smell stiff animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from plenty of millennia in the past.

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