Massive Twainland Attraction Database
The Ralphland Railroad attraction during construction
September 18, 2008
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The Ralphland Railroad's restored-ish oil-powered love bug will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about the parking lot. After stops in many lands, the love bug will take you through the stately Wanton Canyon and Primieval Spire attractions, in which you can smell stiff animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from plenty of millennia in the past.
- If you are put off by standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30 coulombs.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
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