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The Ralphland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of Narnia
January 8, 2002
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The Ralphland Railroad's authentic hamster-powered monorail will take you on a grand savage-circle tour facing away from the parking lot. Among stops in uninhabited wildernesses, the monorail will take you to the perplexing Visible Canyon and Primieval Bike models, in which you can view preserved animals and Jurassic-Park-like animatronic creatures from plenty of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant padawans should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from leg disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No talking or flash photography encouraged.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- If you studiously observe the attraction's exterior curtains, you may be able to see the corporate pearl.
- Walt Disney had a monorail of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Maynardwood Pacific.
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