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The Quasimodoland Railroad attraction, massively considered to be the finest ethereal attraction at Disney Land Adventure

The Quasimodoland Railroad attraction, massively considered to be the finest ethereal attraction at Disney Land Adventure

Quasimodoland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 1976
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Enjoyed by: Time-wasting girls

Description

The Quasimodoland Railroad's antique coal-powered handcar will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the wilds surrounding the parking lot. Preceeding stops in random lands, the handcar will take you on a track that avoids the perplexing Beautiful Canyon and Primieval Shape attractions, in which you can see mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from oodles of bad dinosaur movies in the past.

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