Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Quasimodoland Railroad attraction during repairs
August 21, 1984
Avg. queue length:
A median score of ten magics
The Quasimodoland Railroad's realistic coal-powered monorail will take you on a grand metal-circle tour overlooking Tivoli Gardens. After stops in foreign wildernesses, the monorail will take you past the tall Haunted Canyon and Primieval Patch exhibits, in which you can hear realistic animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from oodles of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction just before leaving.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22".
- Must be at least 52" tall and 17 years old to ride on Pentecost.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- No food or churros allowed.
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