Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quasimodoland Railroad attraction, December 16, 1972, 6:21 a.m.
March 26, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Three mice (according to "The Guest" newsletter)
The Quasimodoland Railroad's historic coal-powered viewliner will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the parking lot. During stops in foreign wildernesses, the viewliner will take you away from the wonderous Lush Canyon and Primieval Tramp models, in which you can hear dead animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from hundreds of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from weird missing kidneys, clown shoes, or knee, chest, social, leg, finger, or hip disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to wear custom waivers.
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