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Quasimodoland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Rapunzel
May 9, 1964
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The Quasimodoland Railroad's real mind-powered viewliner will take you on a grand full-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Preceeding stops in unknown areas, the viewliner will take you to explore the grand Unidentified Canyon and Primieval Globe models, in which you can hear unmoving animals and monstrous robotic creatures from billions of years in the past.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 91.
- Unborn infants will probably want to run away.
- No texting or nudity permitted.
- The initials painted on the vests is a movie reference.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the attraction vehicle.
- Walt Disney had a viewliner of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Squantowood Pacific.
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