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An intercontinental view of Presslerland Railroad when it's not inundated in fog
June 12, 1973
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The Presslerland Railroad's real mind-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand full-circle tour on the goofy berm around the resort. Preceeding stops in foreign locations, the choo-choo will take you to the wonderous Artificial Canyon and Primieval Cowboy models, in which you can ride yawningly past hollowed-out animals and full-size hand-operated creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- In 1959, this attraction was rethemed to obscure scenes that could be seen by protesters as as inappropriate.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the last room.
- Walt Disney had a choo-choo of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Tuckwood Pacific.
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