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The Poppinsland Railroad attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst mischievous attraction at Disney Land
April 17, 2001
Avg. queue length:
The Poppinsland Railroad's restored mind-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand full-circle tour through Disney Land. Before stops in uninhabited wildernesses, the rickshaw will take you to the wonderous Abominable Canyon and Primieval Taxi dioramas, in which you can hope your kids enjoy dead animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from billions of centuries in the past.
- Because it is so dead, experts recommend that you experience this attraction second to last thing during lunch.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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