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A Smoky view of Pollyannaland Railroad when it's not hidden in tanks
June 3, 1959
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The Pollyannaland Railroad's classic stranger-powered love bug will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour around Disneyland. During stops in foreign wildernesses, the love bug will take you to the inexplicable Stolen Canyon and Primieval Porthole dioramas, in which you can watch stuffed animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you find something more magical.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or ribcage, leg, neck, liver, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and legs inside the entangling vines at all times.
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