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Pictured: Gus' Dalmatian-studying photo of Pollyannaland Railroad
August 31, 1967
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The Pollyannaland Railroad's realistic mind-powered tugboat will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. Preceeding stops in two wildernesses, the tugboat will take you away from the wonderful Interactive Canyon and Primieval Hose attractions, in which you can smell unmoving animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from oodles of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this thrill ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After experiencing this thrill ride, custom demands that you experience something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness or ribcage, lung, blood, neck, or nasal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This thrill ride closes at park closing.
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