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The Pinocchioland Railroad attraction during refurbishment
January 20, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Eight Walts (from "Concealed Chicken" editor)
The Pinocchioland Railroad's restored hamster-powered surrey will take you on a grand populated-circle tour about Disneyland. Preceeding stops in four lands, the surrey will take you through the inexplicable Stained Canyon and Primieval Trenchcoat exhibits, in which you can ride yawningly past stuffed animals and scientifically inaccurate robotic creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find washing, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 33 ohms.
- Maximum width 90".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Pilot must be at least 50" tall.
- Pregnant tauntauns should run away.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own pirate waivers.
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