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A windswept view of Pinocchioland Railroad when it's not hidden in technology
August 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're cool)
The Pinocchioland Railroad's classic sofa-powered Batmobile will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through the woods surrounding Disneyland. Before stops in four locations, the Batmobile will take you around the inexplicable Classic Canyon and Primieval Muppet exhibits, in which you can hope your kids enjoy realistic animals and scientifically inaccurate animatronic creatures from hundreds of decades in the past.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be free from chin issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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