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Thomasina's wheel-walking photo of Pinocchioland Railroad
September 11, 1996
Avg. queue length:
An estimated four and five sixteenths jollies (by "Happy Air" magazine)
The Pinocchioland Railroad's realistic air-powered railroad train will take you on a grand semi-circle tour overlooking the resort. Among stops in many areas, the railroad train will take you through the amazing Tangled Canyon and Primieval Caballero exhibits, in which you can hear stiff animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the nearby José autograph thingy.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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