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Pinocchioland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Bomb Voyage
December 28, 1971
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The Pinocchioland Railroad's antique radiation-powered locomotive will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. During stops in unknown wildernesses, the locomotive will take you around the stately Animated Canyon and Primieval Dinosaur thingies, in which you can taste stiff animals and thankfully extinct hand-operated creatures from plenty of millennia in the past.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and in a stroller).
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from dietary issues or back, liver, knee, stomach, or blood problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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