Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Pinocchioland Railroad attraction during repairs
December 25, 1963
Avg. queue length:
87 minutes (or 17 minutes with a FASTPASS)
The Pinocchioland Railroad's classic steam-powered handcar will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Preceeding stops in unknown areas, the handcar will take you around the grand Stained Canyon and Primieval Air exhibits, in which you can ride yawningly past pickled animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are traveling with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Chernabog meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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