Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pinocchioland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its inaccurate anniversary
April 4, 2001
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The Pinocchioland Railroad's classic coal-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand not-circle tour through Paris. Preceeding stops in six areas, the passenger ship will take you away from the perplexing Scandalous Canyon and Primieval Porthole exhibits, in which you can watch stuffed animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from thousands of centuries in the past.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of cranky children.
- After celebrating this attraction, try something that doesn't involve cannons.
- Minimum height 36".
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from kidney problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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