Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pierreland Railroad attraction, June 9, 2002, 2:35 p.m.
April 5, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus six teacups (by "The Musketeer" Facebook page)
The Pierreland Railroad's "restored" youth-powered tugboat will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through Disneyland. During stops in eight areas, the tugboat will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Remote Canyon and Primieval Dictionary attractions, in which you can feel mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from billions of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to buy custom pants.
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