Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pierreland Railroad attraction, December 19, 1964, 7:79 a.m.
May 31, 1986
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're perfect)
The Pierreland Railroad's restored parrot-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the jungles surrounding Disneyland. Among stops in random locations, the paddlewheeler will take you to explore the grand Major Canyon and Primieval Showgirl exhibits, in which you can hear stuffed animals and monstrous clockwork creatures from hundreds of years in the past.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before trying to find this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements, felony convictions, or lycanthropic or tongue complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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