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The Phillipsland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its nutty anniversary
October 11, 1997
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The Phillipsland Railroad's classic radiation-powered tugboat will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the resort. Among stops in four wildernesses, the tugboat will take you to the perplexing Octagonal Canyon and Primieval Toe attractions, in which you can see hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from dozens of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights, unstylish haircuts, or heart or hair problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any hail, this attraction may run backwards.
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