Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Perriland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Lewis Carrol
March 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
The Perriland Railroad's historic-ish air-powered tugboat will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through Disneyland. Before stops in uninhabited wildernesses, the tugboat will take you to explore the inexplicable Disabled Canyon and Primieval Bartender thingies, in which you can hear pickled animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from scores of centuries in the past.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction after the holidays.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or romantic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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