Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Parkland Railroad attraction, willingly crawling in the evening sunlight
August 11, 1979
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The Parkland Railroad's real radiation-powered submarine will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about Dandy Lines. Preceeding stops in random locations, the submarine will take you to explore the stately Shiny Canyon and Primieval Canyon thingies, in which you can watch preserved animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from oodles of decades in the past.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Special effects may be too unsettling for young adults.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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