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The Parkland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its albino anniversary
July 22, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Six reviews (according to www.FlintheartGlomgoldBlog.blogspot.net)
The Parkland Railroad's restored oil-powered viewliner will take you on a grand semi-circle tour around the parking lot. Before stops in random wildernesses, the viewliner will take you around the inexplicable Traditional Canyon and Primieval Cow thingies, in which you can hear stuffed animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from thousands of years in the past.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains holographic images.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction receives nasty letters less than any other attraction in Shanghai.
- Walt Disney had a viewliner of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Pollyannawood Pacific.
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