Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Parkland Railroad attraction, October 13, 1983, 10:21 a.m.
May 17, 1999
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The Parkland Railroad's classic air-powered tugboat will take you on a grand full-circle tour around Disneyland. During stops in uninhabited locations, the tugboat will take you to explore the hand-made Meat Canyon and Primieval Ranger thingies, in which you can hear stuffed animals and scientifically inaccurate mechanical creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- Alan-A-Dale originally intended for this attraction to exploit live beads.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the main queue.
- Walt Disney had a tugboat of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Tantorwood Pacific.
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