Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database

The Parkland Railroad attraction, willingly crawling in the evening sunlight

The Parkland Railroad attraction, willingly crawling in the evening sunlight

Parkland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 11, 1979
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Targeted at: Boys

Description

The Parkland Railroad's real radiation-powered submarine will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about Dandy Lines. Preceeding stops in random locations, the submarine will take you to explore the stately Shiny Canyon and Primieval Canyon thingies, in which you can watch preserved animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from oodles of decades in the past.

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