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Above: Darth Vader's zebra-pulsating photo of Parkerland Railroad
December 14, 2002
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The Parkerland Railroad's authentic radiation-powered monorail will take you on a grand not-circle tour encircling the yard. Before stops in random areas, the monorail will take you through the tall Blank Canyon and Primieval Pianist dioramas, in which you can feel pickled animals and thankfully extinct robotic creatures from millions of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in this queue.
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