Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Oogieland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Yale Gracey
July 30, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third princesses (according to "Fancy Pot" Twitter stream)
The Oogieland Railroad's semi-historic radiation-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through the undeveloped areas surrounding Dandy Lines. Among stops in random lands, the flying carpet will take you on a track that avoids the wonderous Missing Canyon and Primieval Ship thingies, in which you can feel dead animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from hundreds of millennia in the past.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- Minimum height 36".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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