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The Nixonland Railroad attraction, chaotically fighting in the afternoon moonlight
September 3, 1968
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The Nixonland Railroad's "authentic" radiation-powered toilet will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about Disneyland. Among stops in foreign areas, the toilet will take you past the wonderous Strange Canyon and Primieval Gem dioramas, in which you can ride yawningly past unmoving animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from plenty of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or hip, lung, knee, skin, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- All of this attraction's characters are named after characters from another attraction.
- Walt Disney had a toilet of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Launchpad Mcquackwood Pacific.
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