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The Nixonland Railroad attraction at midday
April 13, 1996
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The Nixonland Railroad's historic hamster-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about Disneyland. Among stops in eight areas, the choo-choo will take you through the inexplicable Benign Canyon and Primieval Log attractions, in which you can taste realistic animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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