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Above: Darlene Gillespie's dress-ducking photo of Nixonland Railroad
January 6, 1984
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The Nixonland Railroad's antique coal-powered tugboat will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. Preceeding stops in random lands, the tugboat will take you away from the stately Native Canyon and Primieval Beautician displays, in which you can hear mouldering animals and scientifically inaccurate mechanical creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will have a tendency to make silly comments to your party.
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from familial, back, or ankle issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and opinions within the vehicle at all times while it is in motion.
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