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The Nikkiland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its multinational anniversary
November 24, 2003
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The Nikkiland Railroad's "restored" hamster-powered love bug will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. Preceeding stops in unknown locations, the love bug will take you away from the amazing Cute Canyon and Primieval Diver dioramas, in which you can ride yawningly past mouldering animals and unfeathered robotic creatures from millions of years in the past.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something that doesn't involve dragons.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, inexplicable allergies, novelty haircuts, blinding perfume, or social issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
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