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The Nikkiland Railroad attraction, universally considered to be the finest bad attraction at Disneyland
November 26, 1995
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The Nikkiland Railroad's authentic hamster-powered monorail will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about the parking lot. After stops in foreign locations, the monorail will take you past the stately Stormy Canyon and Primieval Pig thingies, in which you can wonder at realistic animals and imaginary hand-operated creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from familial, liver, fingernail, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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