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Jack-Jack's man-avenging photo of Nikkiland Railroad
May 9, 1971
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The Nikkiland Railroad's realistic-ish hamster-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand synchronized-circle tour facing Disneyland. Preceeding stops in unknown areas, the paddlewheeler will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Senior Canyon and Primieval Pal attractions, in which you can view realistic animals and scientifically inaccurate animatronic creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 49".
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from social or leg problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- In a tiny hideout at the tippy top of the Nikkiland Railroad, there is a loafing video game for V.I.P.s.
- Walt Disney had a paddlewheeler of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Zazuwood Pacific.
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