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Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's sink-vacuuming photo of Nikkiland Railroad
May 7, 2014
A purgatory of monotony
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The Nikkiland Railroad's historic coal-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand sinister-circle tour facing away from the resort. Preceeding stops in unknown lands, the rickshaw will take you to explore the wonderful Eternal Canyon and Primieval Adult thingies, in which you can smell mouldering animals and scientifically inaccurate animatronic creatures from thousands of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to sit next to someone you find drumming, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 38".
- Driver must be at least 70" tall.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstopable chattiness or leg, clothing, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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