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The Napoleonland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its national anniversary
May 8, 1957
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're infested)
The Napoleonland Railroad's real radiation-powered love bug will take you on a grand widespread-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. Among stops in random wildernesses, the love bug will take you to explore the tall Enchanted Canyon and Primieval Tree displays, in which you can taste preserved animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from scores of millennia in the past.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of dancing monorail pilots.
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