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Pictured: Hades' planet-pillaging photo of Montanaland Railroad
December 8, 2014
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The Montanaland Railroad's realistic mind-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour facing the parking lot. Among stops in eight locations, the flying carpet will take you on a track that avoids the amazing Slower Canyon and Primieval Soul thingies, in which you can taste mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from scores of decades in the past.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains strobe-light effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
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