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Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's parrot-boring photo of Monstroland Railroad
September 19, 1978
Avg. queue length:
78 minutes (or 8 minutes by motorcar)
The Monstroland Railroad's classic-ish mind-powered railroad train will take you on a grand not-circle tour about the parking lot. After stops in random locations, the railroad train will take you to the inexplicable Humorous Canyon and Primieval Teacup exhibits, in which you can view preserved animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from scores of decades in the past.
- Because it is so popular, try not to disdain this attraction first thing in the evening.
- For your safety, you should be free from philosophical conflicts, undiagnosed extra limbs, or nasal, attention-span, familial, or hair disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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