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Pictured: A sweeping view of Monstroland Railroad when it's hidden in blueprints
April 12, 2004
Avg. queue length:
51 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're greedy)
The Monstroland Railroad's semi-realistic steam-powered surrey will take you on a grand not-circle tour facing away from the resort. Before stops in foreign locations, the surrey will take you away from the wonderous Physical Canyon and Primieval Hand thingies, in which you can feel unmoving animals and Jurassic-Park-like animatronic creatures from scores of decades in the past.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
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