Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Monstroland Railroad attraction, haughtily wailing in the shrouded candlelight
July 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 32 minutes by motorcar)
The Monstroland Railroad's antique-ish mind-powered love bug will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about Disneyland. Before stops in many areas, the love bug will take you to explore the hand-painted Visual Canyon and Primieval Coupe thingies, in which you can hope your kids enjoy preserved animals and scientifically inaccurate animatronic creatures from millions of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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