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Image: Card Walker's tourist-surfing photo of Monstroland Railroad
August 10, 2003
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The Monstroland Railroad's real-ish radiation-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through the backstage work areas surrounding Disneyland. Preceeding stops in two locations, the choo-choo will take you away from the stately Smoky Canyon and Primieval Roller dioramas, in which you can smell stiff animals and imaginary robotic creatures from oodles of decades in the past.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from overdone perfume or blood, inner ear, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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