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A scary view of Monsantoland Railroad when it's shrounded in wisdom
January 19, 1972
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The Monsantoland Railroad's realistic air-powered tugboat will take you on a grand semi-circle tour on the loose berm around Disneyland. During stops in many lands, the tugboat will take you around the inexplicable Helpless Canyon and Primieval Teacup thingies, in which you can hope your kids enjoy stiff animals and gigantic animatronic creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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