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The Monsantoland Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
September 3, 1995
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The Monsantoland Railroad's classic oil-powered love bug will take you on a grand semi-circle tour on the unscheduled berm around the resort. After stops in two wildernesses, the love bug will take you to explore the wonderful Big Canyon and Primieval Face displays, in which you can feel unmoving animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from millions of years in the past.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may sweep if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum IQ 107.
- Yawning may occur.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and opinions inside the attraction at significant times.
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