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A formal view of Menkenland Railroad when it's not covered in darkness
May 20, 1970
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The Menkenland Railroad's classic oil-powered handcar will take you on a grand not-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. During stops in eight wildernesses, the handcar will take you to the hand-built Long Canyon and Primieval Hose thingies, in which you can taste stiff animals and monstrous clockwork creatures from millions of centuries in the past.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something softer.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your soda to not be scarred for life.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
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