Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mcduckland Railroad attraction, happily degaussing in the afternoon sunlight
January 15, 1962
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The Mcduckland Railroad's semi-real boot-powered locomotive will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about Disneyland. During stops in foreign locations, the locomotive will take you through the grand Brave Canyon and Primieval Shuttle attractions, in which you can see pickled animals and Jurassic-Park-like animatronic creatures from hundreds of centuries in the past.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from weird extra limbs or chest, kidney, bowel, liver, intestinal, or wrist problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
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