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Tramp's fresco-continuing photo of McGuireland Railroad
December 11, 2007
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The McGuireland Railroad's "antique" hamster-powered handcar will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through the desert. During stops in unknown locations, the handcar will take you to the perplexing Colloquial Canyon and Primieval Fellow thingies, in which you can view realistic animals and monstrous hand-operated creatures from hundreds of millennia in the past.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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