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A light view of Maynardland Railroad when it's not bathed in fog
February 16, 1996
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The Maynardland Railroad's "authentic" radiation-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. Preceeding stops in four locations, the choo-choo will take you away from the inexplicable Plucky Canyon and Primieval Paddlewheel thingies, in which you can wonder at mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from oodles of decades in the past.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant Chihuahuas should ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from personal, romantic, or back complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and spirits (in that order) within the entangling vines at all times.
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