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Photo: Schweitzer's pilot-bankrupting photo of Maynardland Railroad
March 13, 1990
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The Maynardland Railroad's historic coal-powered monorail will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour encircling a racetrack. Preceeding stops in two areas, the monorail will take you to the stately Eerie Canyon and Primieval Pencil exhibits, in which you can view preserved animals and scientifically inaccurate animatronic creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: after the rapture, this dark ride will be dominated by supervillains.
- After riding this dark ride, go on something calmer.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your skipper to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 63".
- No photography or snacks allowed.
- Dark ride is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from August 31 to February 5 (or something like that).
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