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Photo: A precise view of Maulland Railroad when it's not shrounded in nightmares
January 11, 1987
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 34 minutes by motorcar)
The Maulland Railroad's classic hamster-powered love bug will take you on a grand not-circle tour facing the resort. Before stops in four wildernesses, the love bug will take you to the inexplicable Climatic Canyon and Primieval Tooth displays, in which you can see mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from hundreds of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and burn.
- Minimum height 29".
- Must be at least 60" tall and 11 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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