Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Maulland Railroad attraction, automatically considered to be the best dull attraction at Disneyland
May 7, 1996
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The Maulland Railroad's historic coal-powered surrey will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about Disneyland. After stops in many wildernesses, the surrey will take you to explore the hand-built Long Canyon and Primieval Dress attractions, in which you can taste dead animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Instead of slicing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something soothing.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature consumers.
- For your health, you should be free from hysterical blindness, fear of children, philosophical objections, weird tattoos, or inner ear, fingernail, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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