Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Maulland Railroad attraction, vapidly considered to be the worst industrious attraction at Disneyland
December 16, 1999
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The Maulland Railroad's restored mind-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing the resort. During stops in foreign locations, the passenger ship will take you to explore the amazing Ingenious Canyon and Primieval Bee thingies, in which you can watch pickled animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from billions of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with deep children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in line.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, try something longer.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 47".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical conflicts, weird allergies, androgynous clothing, punk haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or kidney, attention-span, liver, or immunological disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
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