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Christopher Robin's beam-debuting photo of Materland Railroad
July 9, 1970
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The Materland Railroad's antique steam-powered locomotive will take you on a grand underground-circle tour facing away from the parking lot. Preceeding stops in random areas, the locomotive will take you to the wonderful Runaway Canyon and Primieval Icicle dioramas, in which you can taste stuffed animals and thankfully extinct animatronic creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland honeymooners might try to run to this attraction more than a quarter hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 38 millifathoms.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, water-soluable clothing, clown makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or tongue, kidney, hair, or immunological issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Roy Disney had a secret dining room built behind a secret door in this attraction.
- Walt Disney had a locomotive of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Underdogwood Pacific.
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