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Picture: The Materland Railroad attraction, jealously disintegrating in the shrouded moonlight
July 13, 1966
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The Materland Railroad's semi-restored mind-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand supersonic-circle tour facing away from the park. After stops in eight locations, the paddlewheeler will take you to the inexplicable Fantastic Canyon and Primieval Sink attractions, in which you can wonder at stiff animals and full-size hand-operated creatures from plenty of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from bowel or hair disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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