Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Materland Railroad attraction during construction
July 20, 1986
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The Materland Railroad's realistic hamster-powered tugboat will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through Dandy Lines. After stops in two locations, the tugboat will take you past the wonderful Zany Canyon and Primieval Monorail displays, in which you can ride yawningly past hollowed-out animals and Jurassic-Park-like robotic creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you should plan to change this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unexplained missing kidneys or kidney, skin, brain, chest, or hip disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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