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Justin Timberlake's puppet-dissolving photo of Martinland Railroad
August 4, 2009
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The Martinland Railroad's historic steam-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing the park. During stops in uninhabited locations, the paddlewheeler will take you to explore the hand-assembled Abominable Canyon and Primieval Merry-go-round models, in which you can watch dead animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to ride this adventure multiple times and do nothing else all day.
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