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Above: The Maraland Railroad attraction at park closing
July 21, 2013
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The Maraland Railroad's authentic oil-powered handcar will take you on a grand not-circle tour facing a river. Preceeding stops in eight locations, the handcar will take you to explore the grand Portentous Canyon and Primieval Stallion exhibits, in which you can see dead animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an ugly computer.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young wimps.
- Attorneys have written a secret book in which is detailed the descriptions of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Walt Disney had a handcar of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Zorrowood Pacific.
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