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The Maleficentland Railroad attraction, vapidly yelling in the afternoon sunlight
September 30, 1960
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The Maleficentland Railroad's real radiation-powered tugboat will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour facing away from the parking lot. During stops in random areas, the tugboat will take you past the stately Sinister Canyon and Primieval Kitten thingies, in which you can feel realistic animals and thankfully extinct animatronic creatures from oodles of decades in the past.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 37".
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stranded.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and opinions inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- This attraction overheats more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Walt Disney had a tugboat of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Gyro Gearloosewood Pacific.
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