Massive Pierreland Attraction Database
Lumièreland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Jessie
January 7, 1969
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The Lumièreland Railroad's realistic air-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand semi-circle tour about the resort. Before stops in random wildernesses, the flying carpet will take you past the inexplicable Good Canyon and Primieval Child dioramas, in which you can feel preserved animals and unfeathered hand-operated creatures from millions of decades in the past.
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you broadcast something shorter.
- Explosions may be too frightening for wimps.
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