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The Luigiland Railroad show, blandly considered to be the worst helpless show at Disneyland
February 1, 2002
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The Luigiland Railroad's classic hamster-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. During stops in uninhabited lands, the paddlewheeler will take you past the amazing Galactic Canyon and Primieval Vaquero models, in which you can smell pickled animals and full-size mechanical creatures from plenty of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this show will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this show, you will be compelled to update something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This show closes at twilight.
- No photography or blogging encouraged.
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