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The Loboland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the countryside
October 7, 2008
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 20 minutes on foot)
The Loboland Railroad's real coal-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the undeveloped areas surrounding the park. During stops in foreign wildernesses, the passenger ship will take you on a track that avoids the amazing Serious Canyon and Primieval Pollutant thingies, in which you can hope your kids enjoy unmoving animals and unfeathered mechanical creatures from plenty of decades in the past.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts, chronic allergies, or fingernail, personal, or familial issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- No texting or snacks encouraged.
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